An Albuquerque policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 dollars in the statewide safety competition.  "What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.  "Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license, and maybe buy some insurance" he answered.  "Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat."He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."  This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."  At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"