The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands!  This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other!

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DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?

SAFER: Can I help you with dinner?

SAFEST: Would you like to go out for dinner?

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate.

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DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?

SAFER: Could we be overreacting?

SAFEST: Here's my paycheck.

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate.

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DANGEROUS: Should you be eating that?

SAFER: You know, there are alot of apples left.

SAFEST: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

ULTRA SAFE: Have some chocolate.

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DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?

SAFER: I hope you didn't over-do it today.

SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!

ULTRA SAFE: Have some more chocolate.

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