Only in America..can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
Only in America..are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy
people can buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America..do people order double cheeseburgers,
large fries, and a diet coke.
Only
in America..do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.
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EVER WONDER
Why the
sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what
they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring?
Why is Congress the opposite
of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
