Q: What do you call 47 people sitting around watching the Super
Bowl?
A: The Philadelphia Eagles.
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Q: What do the Eagles and Billy Graham have in common?
A: The both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus
Christ".
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Q: How do you keep an Eagle out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
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Q: Why doesn't Camden have a professional football team?
A: Because then Philly would want one.
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Q: Why was the Eagle's coach upset when the play book was stolen?
A: Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
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Q: What's the difference between the Eagles and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
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